nationality thing i've been meaning to steal from fi
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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football... not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (essentially)
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 7
Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 6
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. (how is this +1 Russian?)
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. patty’s day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together-s always include drinking and singing.
Total: 8
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at maths.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Can I get, like, +5 for this considering I've got entire rages built up around the term "feminazi"?)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 7
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3
Japanese
[x] You say "Eeeeeeeeh?" to anything remotely strange.
[ ] You ride a bicycle, train, or combination of the two to work.
[ ] You think raw fish and rice is the best food combination ever.
[x] You cover your mouth when you laugh.
[x] You slurp your noodles
[ ] You've dyed you're hair a lighter color.
[x] You rather text message than call someone.
[ ] You keep your place neat.
[x] You wear a bandana when you are protesting or studying
[ ] You bow when you greet someone new.
Total: 5
Chinese
[x] You know all 12 animals in the Zodiac
[ ] You have a calendar, which you rip off each day
[x] You look good in red
[x] Only talkative with friends but not with others
[ ] Know/practice feng shui
[ ] Have fairly long hair
[x] Can speak some Mandarin
[ ] Can write with a brush
[x] Keep potted plants
[x] Played ping pong before
Total: 6
Korean
[x] Can take spicy foods
[ ] Know what 'Sarangheyo' means
[x] You can be sometimes rude and outspoken
[ ] You can sing really good
[ ] You prefer Love/Hate relationships
[x] You like watching romance
[ ] You family owns/runs a store
[x] You have natural full pink lips
[x] You know someone with Kim as their last name
[x] You've threatened someone by saying you'll bury them
Total: 6
Result: Irish, Italian/German. I'm also surprising "Asian"--if I considered my hair long (it's a little past my shoulders), I'd be able to add Chinese in as well.
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football... not soccer.
Total: 3
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (essentially)
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 4
Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 7
Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 6
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. (how is this +1 Russian?)
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. patty’s day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together-s always include drinking and singing.
Total: 8
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at maths.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Can I get, like, +5 for this considering I've got entire rages built up around the term "feminazi"?)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 7
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3
Japanese
[x] You say "Eeeeeeeeh?" to anything remotely strange.
[ ] You ride a bicycle, train, or combination of the two to work.
[ ] You think raw fish and rice is the best food combination ever.
[x] You cover your mouth when you laugh.
[x] You slurp your noodles
[ ] You've dyed you're hair a lighter color.
[x] You rather text message than call someone.
[ ] You keep your place neat.
[x] You wear a bandana when you are protesting or studying
[ ] You bow when you greet someone new.
Total: 5
Chinese
[x] You know all 12 animals in the Zodiac
[ ] You have a calendar, which you rip off each day
[x] You look good in red
[x] Only talkative with friends but not with others
[ ] Know/practice feng shui
[ ] Have fairly long hair
[x] Can speak some Mandarin
[ ] Can write with a brush
[x] Keep potted plants
[x] Played ping pong before
Total: 6
Korean
[x] Can take spicy foods
[ ] Know what 'Sarangheyo' means
[x] You can be sometimes rude and outspoken
[ ] You can sing really good
[ ] You prefer Love/Hate relationships
[x] You like watching romance
[ ] You family owns/runs a store
[x] You have natural full pink lips
[x] You know someone with Kim as their last name
[x] You've threatened someone by saying you'll bury them
Total: 6
Result: Irish, Italian/German. I'm also surprising "Asian"--if I considered my hair long (it's a little past my shoulders), I'd be able to add Chinese in as well.
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